The Dark Side of the Force

Hey Doritos gang!

Today has been a fun day. We’ve crushed the Helpless Force once again. This time they dispatched their underpaid, newbie moderators to fight us.

Even the DCP site pulls in more revenue per year.

We always saw this war as just that; a war. Nothing more, nothing less. However, these powerless moderators took it into their own hands to try and destroy the balance of the war. Instead of a fun war, they decided to pull an Oagalthorp and tried to report us to actual CPRewritten moderation.

Want proof? Click on this image and go to 6:04 / 7:35

We planned on giving Help Force mercy. However, this inhumanity cannot be allowed. This will only lead to other armies being censored by CPRewritten (something that is currently happening as we speak.) Do you want to really be a ‘Help Force’ and help armies in general, or have us banished and help only yourselves? Selfish force!

Do not say DCP are the crybabies when you rely on reporting to win your battles. You are crybabies over the fact you cannot defeat DCP outside of a tournament.

To CPAM, to the community, even to Tistle: If we are going to let this slide, then armies will cease to exist for good after June.

Help Force isn’t the real help group, WE ARE!

Invasion Of Parka [RESULTS]

Hello, Doritos!

Today we logged onto Summit, CPATG to invade Parka from the Ice Warriors! The Ice Warriors chose not to show up to the battle, giving us the win! This goes to show that DCP is not one to mess around with! Great job today, Doritos! Fear the shield!

Max: 65

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Squid Takeover Results [May 1st] [AUS]

Hello Doritos!

We had our first AUS event in a while since the war and we did absolutely amazing. We dressed up as squids and had some AUS war training!

Max: 85

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U- LEAD Event Results [April 19th]

Hey Doritos, After some controversial events on our discord this week, we have began a new era. We started off the new era with a U-LEAD, where many members had amazingly funny word tactics. I can assure you that this will be the best era in DCP history.

Max: 100

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March Madness Round One Results!

Hey Doritos!

On Sunday, we headed out to Klondike again to take on the Fish Warriors. Lest be known, we ended up, again, triumphing in a battle. We are unstoppable!! We ended up maxing 63 Doritos online. Good job Doritos! And GG Fish Warriors!

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