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For The Final Time

Good Evening DCP,

Today, 22nd of June, I will be officially returning to the army I made home years ago.

I opened this post 2 hours ago contemplating what to actually say since its been 4 years since i actually made a post on the site. Unfortunately most of my posts were replaced by toys name because for whatever reason he decided to do that. i’ll fix it.

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The Dark Side of the Force

Hey Doritos gang!

Today has been a fun day. We’ve crushed the Helpless Force once again. This time they dispatched their underpaid, newbie moderators to fight us.

Even the DCP site pulls in more revenue per year.

We always saw this war as just that; a war. Nothing more, nothing less. However, these powerless moderators took it into their own hands to try and destroy the balance of the war. Instead of a fun war, they decided to pull an Oagalthorp and tried to report us to actual CPRewritten moderation.

Want proof? Click on this image and go to 6:04 / 7:35

We planned on giving Help Force mercy. However, this inhumanity cannot be allowed. This will only lead to other armies being censored by CPRewritten (something that is currently happening as we speak.) Do you want to really be a ‘Help Force’ and help armies in general, or have us banished and help only yourselves? Selfish force!

Do not say DCP are the crybabies when you rely on reporting to win your battles. You are crybabies over the fact you cannot defeat DCP outside of a tournament.

To CPAM, to the community, even to Tistle: If we are going to let this slide, then armies will cease to exist for good after June.

Help Force isn’t the real help group, WE ARE!

Munching On Ice [Week In Review]

Hello, Doritos!

After passing round #1 of the Legends Cup, the Doritos will begin to see bigger threats (though quite literally everyone else is small fry compared to us).

Ouch, that’s gonna hurt.

The upcoming week will be a “challenge” but before we move onto the next week, we’re going to take a look back at what we did this week. Read on to see the full post! Fear the shield, DCP family!

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[LEGENDS CUP X] Shark Tourney Training

Hey Doritos Gang,

Today we logged onto Klondike, CPATG for a tournament battle vs. the Cold War Federation. Unfortunately, they closed once they knew who they were going against. The battle was turned into a shark-themed tournament training. Great job, DCP! Fear the shield!

Max: 76

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The Calm Before The Storm – Legends Cup X

Hey Doritos Gang,

Over the past few weeks we’ve encountered some huge challenges. A huge global coalition war against the Ice Warriors, then a war against the pirates, and finally just a one-on-one war against the Ice Warriors. We’ve seen some heavy changes. Andrew, the man who we’ve been pushing to have removed from the IW leadership, has finally decided to leave and help his failing mother sell some real estate.

Andrew24 after being caught of kidnapping Bay, Golds’ leader.

However, we’re not here to play against hick warriors or light troops wannabes, no. The greatest challenge in recent Doritos history, if not all of DCP history is winning the Legends Cup. The Legends Cup is the yearly summer tournament in which every army is invited to compete against each other. It is the most prestigious community event of the entire year (if anything in armies is still prestigious anyways)

Our first rival in this tournament is against a small army called the Cold War Federation. While they’ll be the easiest of them all, the tournament will only start to become more and more challenging.

That’s why we will SHOW the entire army community how strong our family is. If our opponent army leaders want to pussy out against us, I’ll donate them diapers to wear so they can spend 24+ hours recruiting.

If you want to fight us, then expect for hell to be unleashed upon you by the holy dorito empire.

FEAR THE SHIELD!

[IMPORTANT] – Summit Restored

❗ Addressed to the holy Dorito Empire ❗

Hello Doritos,

For some time now, a Portuguese/Brazilian army under the alias of the ‘Os Mascarados Army’ (‘the masked army’ in English) had ownership of Summit on the CP Army Media map. The DCP leadership has been theorizing on how we could regain ownership of Summit on this map.

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Invasion Of Parka [RESULTS]

Hello, Doritos!

Today we logged onto Summit, CPATG to invade Parka from the Ice Warriors! The Ice Warriors chose not to show up to the battle, giving us the win! This goes to show that DCP is not one to mess around with! Great job today, Doritos! Fear the shield!

Max: 65

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Squid Takeover Results [May 1st] [AUS]

Hello Doritos!

We had our first AUS event in a while since the war and we did absolutely amazing. We dressed up as squids and had some AUS war training!

Max: 85

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U- LEAD Event Results [April 19th]

Hey Doritos, After some controversial events on our discord this week, we have began a new era. We started off the new era with a U-LEAD, where many members had amazingly funny word tactics. I can assure you that this will be the best era in DCP history.

Max: 100

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DCPNC- Festival of Snow!

Summit, Club Penguin Online DCPNC- Hey guys! The Festival of Snow is live on CPOnline now! I’ve looked at all the rooms and know where and how you can get items (some free!), and have the info on THE BRAND NEW MASCOT! So keep reading to make sure you don’t miss any of the pretty cool things this party has to offer! There’s snow much to see!

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