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The Dark Side of the Force

Hey Doritos gang!

Today has been a fun day. We’ve crushed the Helpless Force once again. This time they dispatched their underpaid, newbie moderators to fight us.

Even the DCP site pulls in more revenue per year.

We always saw this war as just that; a war. Nothing more, nothing less. However, these powerless moderators took it into their own hands to try and destroy the balance of the war. Instead of a fun war, they decided to pull an Oagalthorp and tried to report us to actual CPRewritten moderation.

Want proof? Click on this image and go to 6:04 / 7:35

We planned on giving Help Force mercy. However, this inhumanity cannot be allowed. This will only lead to other armies being censored by CPRewritten (something that is currently happening as we speak.) Do you want to really be a ‘Help Force’ and help armies in general, or have us banished and help only yourselves? Selfish force!

Do not say DCP are the crybabies when you rely on reporting to win your battles. You are crybabies over the fact you cannot defeat DCP outside of a tournament.

To CPAM, to the community, even to Tistle: If we are going to let this slide, then armies will cease to exist for good after June.

Help Force isn’t the real help group, WE ARE!

The Calm Before The Storm – Legends Cup X

Hey Doritos Gang,

Over the past few weeks we’ve encountered some huge challenges. A huge global coalition war against the Ice Warriors, then a war against the pirates, and finally just a one-on-one war against the Ice Warriors. We’ve seen some heavy changes. Andrew, the man who we’ve been pushing to have removed from the IW leadership, has finally decided to leave and help his failing mother sell some real estate.

Andrew24 after being caught of kidnapping Bay, Golds’ leader.

However, we’re not here to play against hick warriors or light troops wannabes, no. The greatest challenge in recent Doritos history, if not all of DCP history is winning the Legends Cup. The Legends Cup is the yearly summer tournament in which every army is invited to compete against each other. It is the most prestigious community event of the entire year (if anything in armies is still prestigious anyways)

Our first rival in this tournament is against a small army called the Cold War Federation. While they’ll be the easiest of them all, the tournament will only start to become more and more challenging.

That’s why we will SHOW the entire army community how strong our family is. If our opponent army leaders want to pussy out against us, I’ll donate them diapers to wear so they can spend 24+ hours recruiting.

If you want to fight us, then expect for hell to be unleashed upon you by the holy dorito empire.

FEAR THE SHIELD!

U- LEAD Event Results [April 19th]

Hey Doritos, After some controversial events on our discord this week, we have began a new era. We started off the new era with a U-LEAD, where many members had amazingly funny word tactics. I can assure you that this will be the best era in DCP history.

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Duck! Pizza Box Incoming!!!

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RPF???

Umm, so you have a 3:30 PM scheduled event but it gets cancelled because Toy and Sprite aren’t on? Is big Tom not capable of leading an event himself, or does he not know Sprite’s multilog passwords?????

^RPF chat a little after 5:00. But you’ll see 30 nulls on chat by 8:00. But those are all new recruits, right??? Site views are great, but I don’t see the point of getting excited over something Elm uses to pay his rent. 😦

DCP is #1.

Don’t play yourself.

Wot Tompenguin

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