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The Dark Side of the Force

Hey Doritos gang!

Today has been a fun day. We’ve crushed the Helpless Force once again. This time they dispatched their underpaid, newbie moderators to fight us.

Even the DCP site pulls in more revenue per year.

We always saw this war as just that; a war. Nothing more, nothing less. However, these powerless moderators took it into their own hands to try and destroy the balance of the war. Instead of a fun war, they decided to pull an Oagalthorp and tried to report us to actual CPRewritten moderation.

Want proof? Click on this image and go to 6:04 / 7:35

We planned on giving Help Force mercy. However, this inhumanity cannot be allowed. This will only lead to other armies being censored by CPRewritten (something that is currently happening as we speak.) Do you want to really be a ‘Help Force’ and help armies in general, or have us banished and help only yourselves? Selfish force!

Do not say DCP are the crybabies when you rely on reporting to win your battles. You are crybabies over the fact you cannot defeat DCP outside of a tournament.

To CPAM, to the community, even to Tistle: If we are going to let this slide, then armies will cease to exist for good after June.

Help Force isn’t the real help group, WE ARE!

Munching On Ice [Week In Review]

Hello, Doritos!

After passing round #1 of the Legends Cup, the Doritos will begin to see bigger threats (though quite literally everyone else is small fry compared to us).

Ouch, that’s gonna hurt.

The upcoming week will be a “challenge” but before we move onto the next week, we’re going to take a look back at what we did this week. Read on to see the full post! Fear the shield, DCP family!

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The Calm Before The Storm – Legends Cup X

Hey Doritos Gang,

Over the past few weeks we’ve encountered some huge challenges. A huge global coalition war against the Ice Warriors, then a war against the pirates, and finally just a one-on-one war against the Ice Warriors. We’ve seen some heavy changes. Andrew, the man who we’ve been pushing to have removed from the IW leadership, has finally decided to leave and help his failing mother sell some real estate.

Andrew24 after being caught of kidnapping Bay, Golds’ leader.

However, we’re not here to play against hick warriors or light troops wannabes, no. The greatest challenge in recent Doritos history, if not all of DCP history is winning the Legends Cup. The Legends Cup is the yearly summer tournament in which every army is invited to compete against each other. It is the most prestigious community event of the entire year (if anything in armies is still prestigious anyways)

Our first rival in this tournament is against a small army called the Cold War Federation. While they’ll be the easiest of them all, the tournament will only start to become more and more challenging.

That’s why we will SHOW the entire army community how strong our family is. If our opponent army leaders want to pussy out against us, I’ll donate them diapers to wear so they can spend 24+ hours recruiting.

If you want to fight us, then expect for hell to be unleashed upon you by the holy dorito empire.

FEAR THE SHIELD!

[IMPORTANT] – Summit Restored

❗ Addressed to the holy Dorito Empire ❗

Hello Doritos,

For some time now, a Portuguese/Brazilian army under the alias of the ‘Os Mascarados Army’ (‘the masked army’ in English) had ownership of Summit on the CP Army Media map. The DCP leadership has been theorizing on how we could regain ownership of Summit on this map.

Effectively immediately, the DCP leadership is unrevealing Operation: Summit. Continue reading

Invasion Of Parka [RESULTS]

Hello, Doritos!

Today we logged onto Summit, CPATG to invade Parka from the Ice Warriors! The Ice Warriors chose not to show up to the battle, giving us the win! This goes to show that DCP is not one to mess around with! Great job today, Doritos! Fear the shield!

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LOOKING TO JOIN THE DORITOS ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN?

JOIN US FOR FREE GIVEAWAYS AND LOTS OF FUN!

⇓ TO JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER CLICK HERE ⇓

>>https://discord.gg/nw4zEBn <<

Once you have clicked the link above and joined our discord, you are officially a Dorito!

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We are a Club Penguin Army run by the Official Doritos of CP Leadership.

Hollywood Party, Part 2!

Hey guys! Here’s the answers to the rest of the challenges for the rest of the Hollywood party!

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U- LEAD Event Results [April 19th]

Hey Doritos, After some controversial events on our discord this week, we have began a new era. We started off the new era with a U-LEAD, where many members had amazingly funny word tactics. I can assure you that this will be the best era in DCP history.

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Spring Formal Fun!

Hey DCP! Our Spring Formal was a huge success, here are some of the pics from it, along with the winners!

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A Scoop of March Madness


Summit, Doritos Capital

    The March Madness tournament has been going on since March 21st, soon coming to an end in about a week. DCP has fought with all we got to make it to where we are today, and that includes our will to get into finals. This coming Sunday, we have our semi-final battle against the Ice Warriors. For the past few weeks, everyone has been recruiting daily and reaching amazing numbers! DCP recently hit 5k in the discord, and within a few days after that, 5.3k. Our expected numbers at the semi-finals could reach over 250! We decided to interview a group of people about what they thought, and this is a collection and mix of what we got;


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