A Collection of DCP Memories

Everyday in our army memories are made that will remain with us. We all have so many memories of our own, things that make us happy when we look back on, and that remind us of all the good times with friends. So what are some of our members favorite memories of their time in the Doritos?

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[UK] End of Flash Event [RESULTS]

Wassup Doritos!

Earlier this week, we logged onto White House – CPArmies for one last time to bid farewell to Flash. This was also a surprise U-Lead event by our lovely members and staff! We managed to max 48 troops!

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[UK] Community Christmas Ball [RESULTS]

Hello Doritos!

Earlier today, we logged onto Bunny Hill – CPArmies for yet again another Christmas ball, hosted by our lovely allies, the Army of Club Penguin! We gathered around for Christmas Eve day and had quite a blast. After doing some tactics, battling, and partying with other armies, we managed to max 40+ troops!

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[UK] Doritos Winterball 2020 [RESULTS]

Hello Doritos!

Earlier today, we logged for our annual 2020 Doritos Winterball! This event was a huge blast filled with laughter and joy. We started off with some opening tactics and ended it off with fun categories for everyone to participate in! We managed to pull a max of 60 troops!

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A Rise from the Ashes ─ Inauguration of a New DCP

Addressed to the Doritos Nation,

Hello, DCP. As you’re all fully aware, the Doritos of Club Penguin (DCP) have not seen the best of days. The army has had a lot of troops defect, arguments have become the norm, maximum event sizes have declined, and overall the Doritos have loss much of its former value.

I’ve decided to retire because lately Doritos hasn’t been it’s best. Our maxes have gone down, chat’s dead often and it’s just not for me. ─ Africa in July

That is not what I want to see in this army. We’ve went from the strongest power in CPOAL, to a shell of our former legacy. This ends today. Continue reading

The Dark Side of the Force

Hey Doritos gang!

Today has been a fun day. We’ve crushed the Helpless Force once again. This time they dispatched their underpaid, newbie moderators to fight us.

Even the DCP site pulls in more revenue per year.

We always saw this war as just that; a war. Nothing more, nothing less. However, these powerless moderators took it into their own hands to try and destroy the balance of the war. Instead of a fun war, they decided to pull an Oagalthorp and tried to report us to actual CPRewritten moderation.

Want proof? Click on this image and go to 6:04 / 7:35

We planned on giving Help Force mercy. However, this inhumanity cannot be allowed. This will only lead to other armies being censored by CPRewritten (something that is currently happening as we speak.) Do you want to really be a ‘Help Force’ and help armies in general, or have us banished and help only yourselves? Selfish force!

Do not say DCP are the crybabies when you rely on reporting to win your battles. You are crybabies over the fact you cannot defeat DCP outside of a tournament.

To CPAM, to the community, even to Tistle: If we are going to let this slide, then armies will cease to exist for good after June.

Help Force isn’t the real help group, WE ARE!

Munching On Ice [Week In Review]

Hello, Doritos!

After passing round #1 of the Legends Cup, the Doritos will begin to see bigger threats (though quite literally everyone else is small fry compared to us).

Ouch, that’s gonna hurt.

The upcoming week will be a “challenge” but before we move onto the next week, we’re going to take a look back at what we did this week. Read on to see the full post! Fear the shield, DCP family!

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The Calm Before The Storm – Legends Cup X

Hey Doritos Gang,

Over the past few weeks we’ve encountered some huge challenges. A huge global coalition war against the Ice Warriors, then a war against the pirates, and finally just a one-on-one war against the Ice Warriors. We’ve seen some heavy changes. Andrew, the man who we’ve been pushing to have removed from the IW leadership, has finally decided to leave and help his failing mother sell some real estate.

Andrew24 after being caught of kidnapping Bay, Golds’ leader.

However, we’re not here to play against hick warriors or light troops wannabes, no. The greatest challenge in recent Doritos history, if not all of DCP history is winning the Legends Cup. The Legends Cup is the yearly summer tournament in which every army is invited to compete against each other. It is the most prestigious community event of the entire year (if anything in armies is still prestigious anyways)

Our first rival in this tournament is against a small army called the Cold War Federation. While they’ll be the easiest of them all, the tournament will only start to become more and more challenging.

That’s why we will SHOW the entire army community how strong our family is. If our opponent army leaders want to pussy out against us, I’ll donate them diapers to wear so they can spend 24+ hours recruiting.

If you want to fight us, then expect for hell to be unleashed upon you by the holy dorito empire.

FEAR THE SHIELD!

[IMPORTANT] – Summit Restored

❗ Addressed to the holy Dorito Empire ❗

Hello Doritos,

For some time now, a Portuguese/Brazilian army under the alias of the ‘Os Mascarados Army’ (‘the masked army’ in English) had ownership of Summit on the CP Army Media map. The DCP leadership has been theorizing on how we could regain ownership of Summit on this map.

Effectively immediately, the DCP leadership is unrevealing Operation: Summit. Continue reading

Invasion Of Parka [RESULTS]

Hello, Doritos!

Today we logged onto Summit, CPATG to invade Parka from the Ice Warriors! The Ice Warriors chose not to show up to the battle, giving us the win! This goes to show that DCP is not one to mess around with! Great job today, Doritos! Fear the shield!

Max: 65

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