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The Dark Side of the Force

Hey Doritos gang!

Today has been a fun day. We’ve crushed the Helpless Force once again. This time they dispatched their underpaid, newbie moderators to fight us.

Even the DCP site pulls in more revenue per year.

We always saw this war as just that; a war. Nothing more, nothing less. However, these powerless moderators took it into their own hands to try and destroy the balance of the war. Instead of a fun war, they decided to pull an Oagalthorp and tried to report us to actual CPRewritten moderation.

Want proof? Click on this image and go to 6:04 / 7:35

We planned on giving Help Force mercy. However, this inhumanity cannot be allowed. This will only lead to other armies being censored by CPRewritten (something that is currently happening as we speak.) Do you want to really be a ‘Help Force’ and help armies in general, or have us banished and help only yourselves? Selfish force!

Do not say DCP are the crybabies when you rely on reporting to win your battles. You are crybabies over the fact you cannot defeat DCP outside of a tournament.

To CPAM, to the community, even to Tistle: If we are going to let this slide, then armies will cease to exist for good after June.

Help Force isn’t the real help group, WE ARE!

Munching On Ice [Week In Review]

Hello, Doritos!

After passing round #1 of the Legends Cup, the Doritos will begin to see bigger threats (though quite literally everyone else is small fry compared to us).

Ouch, that’s gonna hurt.

The upcoming week will be a “challenge” but before we move onto the next week, we’re going to take a look back at what we did this week. Read on to see the full post! Fear the shield, DCP family!

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DCPNC- May Catalogs Guide!

Hey guys! I m going to be walking through the new catalogs on CPO this morning.

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Let’s start with the new penguin style

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Squid Takeover Results [May 1st] [AUS]

Hello Doritos!

We had our first AUS event in a while since the war and we did absolutely amazing. We dressed up as squids and had some AUS war training!

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Hollywood Party, Part 2!

Hey guys! Here’s the answers to the rest of the challenges for the rest of the Hollywood party!

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Hollywood Party!

Hey Doritos! The Hollywood Party is here! So I’m here to show you guys everything you need to know about it, all the items you can get, how-to’s, and more!

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U- LEAD Event Results [April 19th]

Hey Doritos, After some controversial events on our discord this week, we have began a new era. We started off the new era with a U-LEAD, where many members had amazingly funny word tactics. I can assure you that this will be the best era in DCP history.

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DCPNC- Puffle Party challenges, March 30th and 31st!

Hey Puffle Lovers! Here’s how to do the challenges for March 30th and 31st!

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DCPNC- March 28th and 29th Puffle Party guide

Hey DCP! this post is gonna have the answers for the daily challenges for the 28th and 29th!

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DCPNC- Puffle Party & March 27th challenge answers!

Hey DCP! the Puffle Party is here!!! In this post I’ll show you where to find stuff, and all the new items, puffles and rooms!

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