Tony Told Us This World Was Ours And The Bible Told Us Every Girl Was Sour

DCP IS RETURNING THIS SUNDAY, AS PROMISED. GET READY DORITOS, WE WILL DOMINATE 2016! WE ONLY HAVE 3 ALLIES, ANYONE ELSE WHO GETS IN OUR WAY WILL BE ANNIHILATED, NO MERCY.

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Silly Nachos

Hey, Nachos

Although we have always been enemies, I somewhat respect you guys as an army (except the older freaks) and I just find it funny how you guys attended every single event that AR had against DCP, when we went to war with them. Yet, you receive no help in return when you’re at war. Get new allies and stop being slaves to an army smaller than yours. 

You battled us endlessly but you fought for nothing.

[USA] Training Session

Hey Doritos!

Today we logged on Summit for a tactic session. We averaged 45. Great job today! No army compares to our sizes. We are the best, keep it up!

Attend events for promotions, temp-owner, temp-mod and more!

FgOBMD3

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[US] Carbonated Sprite

Alright so this kid Sprite seems to be butthurt over Musta tearing him to shreds on CPAC comments, so he does what he does best and pulls out his bot script (sort of like Flen, but hes even more of an autist), and raids our event. Luckily we have picture evidence to provide this, and we will speak to Elmikey, and a decision will be made. We circled the forts, averaging 42, and didn’t get to perform any tactics because of the bots.

But they say anyone would log in to Chilly. Wrong! If this wasn’t in fact Sprite’s former DCP multilog, then why wouldn’t it have been banned like the others? Sprite deliberately changed the password on this specific account and used it to raid us with.

Please, your carbonated face and fat lips are too much for me. Stop playing yourself.

RPF???

Umm, so you have a 3:30 PM scheduled event but it gets cancelled because Toy and Sprite aren’t on? Is big Tom not capable of leading an event himself, or does he not know Sprite’s multilog passwords?????

^RPF chat a little after 5:00. But you’ll see 30 nulls on chat by 8:00. But those are all new recruits, right??? Site views are great, but I don’t see the point of getting excited over something Elm uses to pay his rent. 😦

DCP is #1.

Don’t play yourself.

[UK] Curbstomping Session

Hello Doritos!

Today we trained on our beloved capital server, Summit, and we again peaked at sizes of 45 with awesome tactics. Its been only three days since Sprite has left DCP, and still we average sizes of 45. Keep up the great work Doritos, and remember, WE’RE #1.

Remember, we have another event tonight, so make sure you’re there!

FAMILY FOREVER.

See you on the battlefield

[UK] WAR TRAINING – RESULTS!

Hello Doritos!

Today we logged on to train, and we did great! We averaged sizes of 43 with pretty nice tactics. The asian thought I’d be funny to put autotypers on our capital, so as soon as I feel like it you’ll see 6 autotypers on Tuxedo. Keep it up kid, you’re not funny. 🙂 Anyways, we have another battle later tonight, so make sure you’re there!

Great job, Doritos!

We’re still #1.

See you on the battlefield