Declaration of War

Hello, Troops!

The Doritos Empire hereby declare war on the Nachos. They’ve attacked us too many times while we were down, and will never be forgiven. We will never forget their pathetic acts of war that only led to them losing. All those wars that they’ve lost weren’t enough because the Doritos are never satisfied.

You attacked us when we were at one of our lowest points in history, and we came back and crushed you and forced you to surrender. You recently planned war against us while we were reopening, and your pathetic mistakes are going to cost you your entire empire. This war will not end until the Nachos surrender to the Doritos Empire.

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