Kreatos who?

Note to all DCP: This post contains profanity and words that should not been seen for the younger eyes


Recently i have been receiving Intel on this guy named Kreatos right? Apparently hes a UMA PaTrioT (Which must mean hes super bad ass on the internet) So all DCP make sure to watch out!!

See all I ever hear now is about this guy. THIS GUY! I honestly didn’t even know who this guy was 72 hours ago? But look at that hes one of UMA’s multiply leaders, but the only difference is he has this dream of crushing DCP (which i’m sure he faps to constantly)

Anyways this guy named kreatos who constantly cries himself to sleep at night because he knows he can’t take DCP without trying to con other armies into helping, Naturally his amazing idea of taking us down involves going to other armies chat and talking about how terrible we are and how we will take over teh world with our amazing power!11!! 

Now as you can see clearly from his name “##UMA4LYFEWG4LYFE” he is either a wannabe swagfag or he has a strange obsession with “WG” and not spelling life right, Naturally all he does is talk like a noob on this other chats, Protesting about how terrible and evil we are, When the evilest thing we’ve done this past week is laugh at kreatos and call him a noob.( LOL)

No but anyways kreatos grow up, You keep talking all this shit about DCP on the “Lightning Strikers” to fill there heads with lies about how DCP is really THE ILLUMINATI!!!111 OMG ZOMG I HOPES THE BIG BAD DCP DONT GET US!!11 WE SHULD TAKE TEM DOWN GUYS THEY HAS SO MUCH POWER11!!

HIS RANKS CLEARLY SHOW US HE IS SUPREME IN EVERY WAY

Note to kreatos:

being in the top 3 spot doesn’t exactly give us the power of the gods and your reasoning skills are almost as bad as Wg’s slave policy. So please stop being a n00b and go find something better to do than sit on LS chat complaining about DCP and how were out to steal your cattle and women.

Word also has it that he has hopes and dreams of defeating DCP, BUT TOO BAD HE’D NEED AN ALLIANCE TO BEAT US TOO LOL

Clearly you need to learn to be a better “AMAZING UMA LORD” , PLEASE FORWARD HIM BACK TO THE UMA NOOB CAMP, BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT IS TOO AMAZING FOR ANYONE ELSE. 

Note to UMA: DCP hasn’t entered this war, and besides if you guys REALLY want us to hop in on this joy ride to glory, THIS IS THE PERFECT WAY OF DOING IT

 JUST IN DCP!! INTEL HAS LEAKED A EXCLUSIVE PHOTO OF KREATOS, THE UMA BADASS / ARMY ALLIANCE BEGGER

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Yo Kreatos if you really want to take DCP on, Be the sole leader of UMA then come challenge, IM SURE UMA WOULD BE HUGE WITH JUST YOU LEADING

~Bam117

8 Responses

  1. I’m a much better Patriot. -wary-

  2. Not sure if trolling…

  3. Okay, first of all, this is very insulting because you put a white guy instead of a Chinese guy *warY*

  4. LOL. Kreatos, I still laugh about when u were so cring when I defaced UMA site. Fucking noob. You shud be low guest in all those armies u in. Get a life and keep dreaming. #badass

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